Chuckles Outrage Index

THE CHUCKLES OUTRAGE INDEX™ EXPLAINED

CALM ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰ OUTRAGED
0　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　100

🚨 STATUS: CODE CHUCKLES

Delaware County officials are advised to secure all budgets, prepare supporting documentation, and have answers ready.

At the current level, there is an 87% probability that somebody in county government is about to be asked 10 questions.

WHAT'S DRIVING TODAY'S OUTRAGE?

County Council Did Something
+18 Outrage Points

A governmental body conducted government business without first consulting the Internet.

Taxpayer Money Was Spent
+22 Outrage Points

Preliminary reports indicate Delaware County once again exchanged American currency for goods and/or services.

Investigation ongoing.

Government Form Detected
+15 Outrage Points

Analysts immediately upgraded the Outrage Index after detecting paperwork within county limits.

Democrat Spotted in County Government
+12 Outrage Points

Experts describe the development as "statistically predictable" but nevertheless concerning to the Index.

Someone Used the Phrase "Best Practices"
+9 Outrage Points

No explanation was provided regarding whose practices they were or why they were allegedly the best.

County Council Meeting Scheduled
+11 Outrage Points

Public comment microphone confirmed operational.

OUTRAGE LEVEL GUIDE

0–20 — SUSPICIOUSLY CALM

Charlie may be sleeping.

21–40 — MILDLY AGGRAVATED

One or two Facebook posts possible.

41–60 — CONCERNED CITIZEN

Government spending has been detected.

61–75 — MUCKRAKER MODE

Screenshots are being collected.

76–89 — CODE CHUCKLES

Ten Questions are imminent.

90–99 — DELCO DOGE ACTIVATED

All county expenditures are presumed suspicious until someone produces a spreadsheet.

100 — FULL GOVERNMENT TYRANNY

County Council has approved something unanimously.

WHAT COULD MOVE THE INDEX?

▲ +10 — County announces new spending
▲ +15 — Property taxes mentioned
▲ +20 — County Council declines to immediately answer a question
▲ +25 — Government paperwork involved
▲ +35 — Republican establishment disagrees with Charlie
▲ +50 — Somebody says, "That's just the normal procedure"

▼ −5 — Government releases requested document
▼ −10 — Charlie receives satisfactory answer
▼ −25 — Tax eliminated
▼ −50 — County government abolished

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